......I burned Chuck's privates this morning.
Maybe I should explain.
Chuck was sitting at the computer when I came in here. I had just fixed my first cup of coffee. He turned the chair and it hit the coffee cup and it spilled right on his lap. Less than a milisecond, he stood up, screamed and ran out of the room.
Well, good morning to you too!
He is going to be okay. But he is burned down there and I am feeling very guilty.
It's not like I did it on purpose........but it was my coffee.
I brought him a frozen bag of corn to put down there. He says that made a big difference. I asked him if he needed to go to the doctor. He says no. I am pretty sure he may be sterile now.