Saturday, June 6, 2009

Just a typical Saturday around here except...

......I burned Chuck's privates this morning.
Maybe I should explain.

Chuck was sitting at the computer when I came in here. I had just fixed my first cup of coffee. He turned the chair and it hit the coffee cup and it spilled right on his lap. Less than a milisecond, he stood up, screamed and ran out of the room.

Well, good morning to you too!

He is going to be okay. But he is burned down there and I am feeling very guilty.
It's not like I did it on purpose........but it was my coffee.
I brought him a frozen bag of corn to put down there. He says that made a big difference. I asked him if he needed to go to the doctor. He says no. I am pretty sure he may be sterile now.



  1. Wow Julia, are you making up for lost time? I missed you so much just after I found you and now all these post I can't keep up! I'm sorry for your husband's well you know. Hopefully he will feel better tomorrow. I seem to ALWAYS hurt my husband when I don't mean to :} I hope your throat is better too. Are you sure subconciously (sorry for the spelling) you just wanted him to hurt a bit too? KEEP POSTING i LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR HUMOR SO MUCH! woops sorry for the caps. to lazy to go back and retype. I may forget what I had said if I do that! Have a great Sunday.

  2. Oh Julia...poor, poor Chuck! He must be a saint of a man! Okay, is it just me or are a lot of your posts centered around umm, private parts the last couple of days?!

    By the way, your son's friend was totally out of line and I would have wanted to slap her too. You must have amazing self restraint.

  3. OK I just have to say it..Great balls o'fire. Sorry couldn't help myself.

  4. Sterile at Chuck's age can be good.