Things That Would Kill My Mother-In-Law

Well.....just one thing...because if she saw this, she would die.

Cat on a kitchen counter. 

This is how I found him....and I went to grab my camera.  He waited for me.

One time, while my mother-in-law was visiting, we put a very muddy puppy in the kitchen sink to wash the mud off.  She went into orbit over that. 

And she screeched, "A dog?  In the kitchen sink?"

To which I replied, "Hello..... Clorox?  Ever heard of it?"

I didn't really say that out loud.

So I'm pretty sure cat butt on counter would send her over to the other side.

And there might have been a time in my life where this would have set me off too...but I've learned to let a lot go.  I shut doors, put up baby gates, buy all kinds of cleaners but how in the heck can one keep a cat off of a counter? 

Especially when there is an empty tuna package in the trash drawer at the end.

Empty tuna package =  Cat Babysitter