Chuck comes home from the grocery store and is all shaken up.
Chuck: You're not going to believe what happened to me!
Chuck: Some lady went crazy on me.
Chuck: Well, I always back into the parking space at Kroger...
Me: What? You BACK IN to the parking lot? Why?
Chuck: Because it's easier to get out. So anyway.... I had pulled past this space and then backed in to it and she comes out of nowhere and starts yelling at me and calling me a M.....F.....! She said "I know you saw my blinker!" I just shrug my shoulders at her like sorry.
I'm still way back on him backing in to the space. Who is he?
Me: Chuck, are you sure you didn't see her? Cause I've driven with you and maybe you did take her space.
Chuck: No, I didn't take her space. Then later, I'm near the dairy section and she's there and she says, "Oh, so you can drive a grocery cart but you can't drive a car." So I ask her if she has rage issues. Then she starts yelling at me again........YOU M......F.....!!!
Me: Oh, my gosh! What'd you do then?
Chuck: I just walked away. But then, when I'm checking out, she is right there and gives me this creepy smile.
Me: What'd she look like? How old was she?
Chuck: She looked about 30....pretty. I think she had PMS.
Me: Well, she probably did, but Chuck you must have done something to her to set her off.
Chuck: You should be on my side.
Me: Well...she sounds like a nut but I'm just thinking something must have set her off.
Chuck: Wait........get this....then I go to my car and she pulls up in front of me...blocking me with her car and she just stares at me......then she takes her cell phone and takes a picture of me...I guess....then shakes her finger at me.
Me: Wow. Creepy.
Chuck: I've never been called that before.
Me: I think I've called you that before. And it seems your driving was involved at the time.
(And maybe I had PMS.)
Poor sweet Chuck. So so sweet. But behind the wheel? Maybe just a wee bit of a M.....F..... You know he's that guy that doesn't need to use his blinker. And the guy who changes lanes...quite often. But get him out from behind that wheel and he's a different guy.
He backs in to the space at the grocery store? Because it's easier to get out?