We're still working hard in kindergarten to get all the Mother's Day things ready to take home tomorrow. I was helping in one class while they were working on a portrait of their mother. This was to be their "very best" work.
As I'm walking around, I stop in front of him....
Me: Wait! Why are you drawing squiggly
lines all over your mother's face?
Him: Those aren't squiggly lines......
those are mosquito bites.
See if you can spy the mom that was all bitten up.
She's the pretty one in the middle row, second from the right.
Must have been a swarm of mosquitos.
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And still interviewing the kids with the Mother Questionnaire.
Me: My mother's favorite food is .................?
Her: BiNu. (she writes this in the blank)
Me: Binu? What is that?
Her: (pronounces it) B E E N O.
Me: Beeno? What is Beeno?
Her: Beeno. You know BEENO?
Me: No, I don't know what that is.
Him: (sitting across the table) VINO! Alcohol! Tequila!
You know they put it in their water bottle?
Her: Yea......Vino!
(Grinning and nodding yes in agreement)
And that is why I work for peanuts.
I get paid to laugh.
Bahahaha keep tem coming! I really need this laugh.
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