Today I was playing a game with 3 little boys and one of them is ESL (English as a Second Language......not to offend you but I wouldn't have known that term 5 years ago). He had left early the day before (his birthday) so I asked him if he celebrated his birthday.
Him: No, I went to the doctor.
Me: Oh, are you okay?
Him: Yes.
Me: Did you get a shot?
Him: Yes. And the doctor he use the brain to stomach thing.
Me: The brain to stomach thing?
Him: Yes, the brain to stomach thing. (he is motioning from above his ears to his stomach)
Me: Was it like this? (I imitate using a stethoscope)
Him: Yes.
Me: Was it a stethoscope? And he listened to your stomach?
Him: Yes. And I did the no clothes and I was naked.
All: giggle, giggle
Good times.
Then later in the day in another class....I will substitute real names here.....let's say I was in Mrs. Jones' class.....
Her: Mrs. Jones, he nailed me!
Mrs. Jones: What?
Her: He nailed me! (pointing to the criminal)
Mrs. Jones and I start laughing (well, holding it back, but laughing)
Me: What does that mean?
Her: He pushed his fingernail in me.
I realize this may not be funny to any of you. But by Friday afternoon in kindergarten we all get a little punch drunk. And once the giggles start, it's all funny to us.
I laughed out loud. I was saying to myself while reading "What is the brain to stomach thing?"
ReplyDeleteThis is just too funny.
Glad you have a job that makes you laugh - not many people can say that!
Julia- I just adore your stories from the battlefront!
ReplyDeleteDid you read that they are going to start SB registration in April? I can't wait to see the class lists and start obsessing over which classes to sign up for. I hope you are still planning on going!
holy shit that was funny!!!
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